Fake Interviews . Osama Mr.Bean Laden

Likes

Break Fast: Veg. Bullets

Lunch: Bomb Pakoda

Dinner: Atomic Biryani & a glass of Cyanide

Hobbies

Shooting; Fighting; Killing; Bombing;

Spare Time

Teaching small childeren to shoot (and ofcourse to kill).

Dislikes

Peace; Brotherhood; Harmony

Q. What do you think of terrorism?

A. Which’s something good for the growing population of the world. We do good to the world, but the world governments are not understanding us.

Q. What about your team mates?

A. They are good. And the most interesting thing is that when they are angry they kill each other.

Q. What’s ur number of kills?

A. Hey Check out the records.

Reply: Sir its 19,999.

Just one more kill to make 20,000 and here it is (he kills his team mate who read the record)

I’ve got 20,000 Yeah Allah

Others: Hip hip Hurray Hip hip Hurray

Q. What’s ur next Plan?

A. To kill a person!

Who’s that?!!!

That’s YOU !

My Gosh! I’m running! Aaaaargh……………….

What a waste of this Interview without my LIFE.